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Friday, February 1, 2013

Celebs that I don't want to see at this year's J&B MET

L'vovo with his shwapa and Dj Tira who took my drink during METRO FM awards launch. Free booze heist.

Somizi or Madam GG fake eyelashes and snake contact lenses.

Bonang Matheba and Noeleen (3talk) with their brown teeth and wrinkles.  Please bring Gesh some doggie bag.

The higher grades C-Class smile Jean Sue. 

Sleeping not so hot khaya Mthethwa and Jaziel Brothers

Anele Mdoda with her elephant arms... Sisi please cover them because we love your smile. 

Khanyi Mbau and her rent a boy of Kwela Tebza.

Shwashwi whoever is and the sidekicks, if they ever exist as they distract my gossip moments.

Definitely a big NO!  Sonia Booth please stay indoors for the Bafana Bafana game. 

Simphiwe Majola with his let's go to bed now looks.

Cama-Gwini and her little short sister with some Japanese hairstyles.

Zizo Beda and Zonke Dikana with their deep Xhosa accents. So confusing you could swear they just arrived this morning in Jozi for the first time from Qunu. 

Winnie Mandela, she must stay indoors and look after uTamkhulu. 

Beki Cele and her favourite bottle, this is J&B MET after all!

Zwai and Melanie Bala with their Macro clothing and boring jokes.

Oops also Phelo Bala and his cute seductive smile. How much is Joyous paying you? 

Minnie Dlamini with her box of twin-savers tissue as she might drown her sorrows over free bottles of J&B. 

Last but not list: Akhumzi Jezile and big Mama-Mableh something...both faces of Joyous Celebration.

Can we not even see all of these people over the MET weekend activities? Don't bother please!

By Gwen Maraj | GoXtra News - Facebook | Twitter | GoTv Channel

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