L'vovo with his shwapa and Dj Tira who took my drink during
METRO FM awards launch. Free booze heist.
Somizi or Madam GG fake eyelashes and snake contact lenses.
Bonang Matheba and Noeleen (3talk) with their brown teeth
and wrinkles. Please bring Gesh some doggie
bag.
The higher grades C-Class smile Jean Sue.
Sleeping not so hot khaya Mthethwa and Jaziel Brothers
Anele Mdoda with her elephant arms... Sisi please cover them
because we love your smile.
Khanyi Mbau and her rent a boy of Kwela Tebza.
Shwashwi whoever is and the sidekicks, if they ever exist as
they distract my gossip moments.
Definitely a big NO!
Sonia Booth please stay indoors for the Bafana Bafana game.
Simphiwe Majola with his let's go to bed now looks.
Cama-Gwini and her little short sister with some Japanese hairstyles.
Zizo Beda and Zonke Dikana with their deep Xhosa accents. So
confusing you could swear they just arrived this morning in Jozi for the first
time from Qunu.
Winnie Mandela, she must stay indoors and look after
uTamkhulu.
Beki Cele and her favourite bottle, this is J&B MET
after all!
Zwai and Melanie Bala with their Macro clothing and boring
jokes.
Oops also Phelo Bala and his cute seductive smile. How much
is Joyous paying you?
Minnie Dlamini with her box of twin-savers tissue as she
might drown her sorrows over free bottles of J&B.
Last but not list: Akhumzi Jezile and big Mama-Mableh
something...both faces of Joyous Celebration.
Can we not even see all of these people over the MET weekend
activities? Don't bother please!
By Gwen Maraj | GoXtra News - Facebook | Twitter | GoTv Channel
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