Nomakula Roberts famously known as Kuli
Roberts, I personally think she's an intelligent woman. I love the fact that
she speaks her mind akesabi nix. She makes such a good journalist. When I grow
I want to be like her (LOL).
So how do I know Kuli? I know she loves
white men, yena and her sister Hlubi Mboya, that's one of the things the two
siblings have in common. Not forgetting her controversial life. Kuli is well
known for her big mouth.
Remember earlier this year when she wrote a
column in which she described colored women as beer - guzzling, chain smoking, and
baby making factories with no front teeth that eat fish like they're trying to
deplete the ocean (LMAO) asinqaba tu isgezo klosisi. She is the FACTORY yaso.
Little did I know that nam uzondifumana on one of the social networks called
twitter.
I have been following her for quite a
while, seeing her crazy joke tweets and all that. Till her "engrish"
went wrong. This is what she tweeted "What's happening out their guys? Just
finished shooting. Home time." And I underlined "their", knowing
twitter or any other social network for that matter grammar or spelling errors
are the order of them. And I understood it was a MISTAKE. So, I retweed and
asked her "Their?" I repeated what she had typed but this time with a
question mark asking her if she really meant that (LOL) and she replied
"there. Sowi" and I replied and said to her "mistake" and
even sent her a heart.
Yhooo kanti ndiyibudile! She then responded
again "u too perfect. Bye. Block" heee haibo Kuli nje kanjalo? I
literally laughed out loud. I asked myself if that was necessary. Well was it?
The answer is ofcourse NO. It’s not like I made fun of her and made her feel
inferior because of her "English". She has issues, or let me rather
say she might have probably had a bad day at the "shoot". Whatever
the case I'm not going to beg her to unblock me. Umntu must be corrected xa
ewrongo.
Story by Helen Zondi
Gonzo Journalism was
coined by Hunter S. Thompson. In Gonzo writing you tell it as it is, e.g. if
your president sucks, well, s/he sucks plain out…
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